Sunday, November 30, 2008

Review: Gamera, The giant monster


This version of the movie im reviewing is the original Japanese version. Not the American one titled gamera the invincible. So anyways lets review. The movie starts out in the arctic where a dogfight between American planes vs that country A.K.A. USSR the USSR plane crashes which was carrying an atomic bomb which explodes and awakens gamera. Which takes it out on Tokyo.
The movie is slow paced yet fun. This is the first movie to have a “Kenny” which inhabit about all of gamera’s original series the movie is kinda like the original Godzilla except more outrageous and with a giant turtle. Overall this is a fun movie and should be seen in the original Japanese version which I got from http://www.videodaikaiju.com/ which has many other kaiju films that are rare to the Americas

pros: great effect, very fun
con: kind of slow in some part, terrible American acting
4/5

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Saturday, November 29, 2008

Review: The Legend of Bigfoot


The legend begin with Marx talking to us in window box format and lies about how “the film we are about to see is authentic.” This of coarse is not true as Mr. Marx is a lie. He tells us various names for bigfoot like bushman, ohmah, and sasquatch. But right now he wants us to just call him bigfoot.

The movie continues with credits with multiple picture that look like someone vomited paint all over the canvas. The movie then begins in letterbox with Mr. Marx claiming how natures his home and how much he loves animal. We also learn he is prejudice, which he claims five minutes into the film. And his wife is a rare one since she can raise coyote puppies like her own children. The film continues to where the dogs and him get sent up to Kodiak, Alaska where bears are getting killed for bounties Marx knows the Kodiak and claims them to be the most beautiful creatures on god’s earth once again showing Marx’s prejudice. He meets a rancher who is a little crazy and says bigfoots been killing his cattle not Kodiak. After this the plot goes on vacation and stock footage insures for half the movie till bigfoot is found and is on camera as bigfoot jogs into the sunset on wonders how you can make such a terrible piece of film and how life appear to be drain out of the view that why the legend of bigfoot gets a...
pros:.....the end
cons:everything
1/5


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